January 2011
32 posts
dance as though no one is watching you.
Jhony Sleepy: Can You Ever Be Friends With Your... →
jhonysleepy:
Can You Ever Be Friends With Your Ex?
In most relationships, the time to say goodbye usually arrives at one point or another unless you intend to walk down the aisle, of course (and even then…). With your ex, you’ve shared memories that will either make you laugh or cry, and it’s time to take your experiences, put them in your back pocket and move on. But somewhere on the road...
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That's what you call, "The Ugly Truth."
Mike: Rule number one, never criticize.
Abby: Even if it’s constructive?
Mike: Never. Men are incapable of growth, change, or progress. For men self improvement ends at toilet training. And rule number two, laugh at whatever he says.
Abby: What if what he says doesn’t funny?
Mike: That’s irrelevant. A fake laugh is like a fake orgasm.
Abby: Fake orgasm is good?
Mike: No, but a fake orgasm is better than no orgasm at all.
Abby: Fake orgasm is no orgasm.
Mike: Only to you. See, you’re not the only person in the room, you know. Let’s not be selfish. Rule number three, men are very visual. You have to change your look.
Abby: What’s wrong with my look?
Mike: Abby, you’re a very attractive woman, but you’re completely inaccessible. You’re all about comfort and efficiency.
Abby: What’s wrong about comfort and efficiency?
Mike: Nothing, except no one wants to fuck it. Rule number four, never talks about your problem, because men never really listen or care.
Abby: Some men care.
Mike: No, some men pretend to care.
ROTFL : ))))
The subject of love is horrid. In my definition and through experiences, those three little words shouldn’t be used frequently. Love can be depicted in other ways, through body actions, physical, non-material ways to say the least… What made me sit down and actually think about me and my significant other was my best friend. We were randomly chatting away on the phone, updating each...
Really not in the mood.. why did you have to be so sensitive..? We were just kidding… but I guess you took it to heart and thought all of us are attacking you. We were just having shits and giggles. Whatever.. not even saying ily would get to you. I shut off my phone, signed off gtalk & aim, put everything offline mode. Don’t bother trying to contact me.
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